Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I'm eating all of the evidence.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
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He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
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I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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