Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
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Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
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I could fuck to npr.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize