You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
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Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
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That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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