Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
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He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
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I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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