haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
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I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
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Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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