He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
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I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
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Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Terrible idea I love it
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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