the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
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just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
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Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
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