your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
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you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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