Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
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I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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