Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
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I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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