Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
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my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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