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I'm in your bed right now

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Okay meet you there give me 10

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Don't think you can make me leave either

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Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you

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(703): I'm in your bed right now (240): Okay meet you there give me 10 (703): Don't think you can make me leave either (240): Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you http://tfl.nu/a4wc

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Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?

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(970): Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet? http://tfl.nu/tasx

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(513): View more from Ohio

no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.

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(513): no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party. http://tfl.nu/53gh

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(585): View more from New York

we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.

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(585): we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things. http://tfl.nu/92xs

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I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.

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(253): I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan. http://tfl.nu/4ryj

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(305): View more from Florida

I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.

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(305): I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night. http://tfl.nu/49y3

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(360): View more from Washington

Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.

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(360): Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe. http://tfl.nu/jop2

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(213): View more from California

Her brother is deaf.

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no wonder she was so good with her hands

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(213): Her brother is deaf. (214): no wonder she was so good with her hands http://tfl.nu/zbzq

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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural

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(630): Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural http://tfl.nu/4h5e

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Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.

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(503): Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook. http://tfl.nu/p6bz

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(514): View more from Quebec

The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice

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(514): The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice http://tfl.nu/9qpr

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Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes

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(760): Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes http://tfl.nu/0u4w

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He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him

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(317): He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him http://tfl.nu/vd38

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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.

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(404): Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat. http://tfl.nu/fqqq

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.

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My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?

(843): View more from South Carolina

Maybe

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(843): Bring a bathing suit and your good liver. (1-843): My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice? (843): Maybe http://tfl.nu/53dg

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