yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
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You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
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You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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