u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
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IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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