I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
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So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
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Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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