WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
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he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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