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how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
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