we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
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take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
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It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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