So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Just invented taco cereal.
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I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
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I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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