based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
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P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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