Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
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Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
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It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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