Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
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Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
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While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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