so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
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Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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