Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
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How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
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I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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