I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
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Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
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Alive.
So much puke
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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