I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
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Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
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