It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
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We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
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Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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