That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize