I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
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you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
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You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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