It's Friday. Sex?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
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You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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