I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
if only i could text you this smell
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
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You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
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Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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