the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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