Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
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Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
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he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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