I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
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I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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