with your own penis?
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
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That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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