So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Everclear isn't food dammit
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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