She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
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All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
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hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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