i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
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PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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