Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
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Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
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An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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