It's like God shit irony all over that family
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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