Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
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Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I have already put on my inside pants.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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