He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
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Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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