How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
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If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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