yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
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if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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