Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
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Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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