I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
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i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
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I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
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