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u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
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Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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