another moral hangover. fuck.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
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And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
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