i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
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I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
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No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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