Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
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OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
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We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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