So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
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I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
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All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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